Monday, June 8, 2009

Sleep eludes me, but inspiration does not

Tonight, as some nights go, I laid bed thinking of all that was to come in the near future (FYI there’s a lot). After nearly an hour of tossing and turning, I finally came back downstairs in search of something to do. As I started browsing through shows I could watch, I ran across an episode of Penn & Teller’s Bullshit called Sleep Inc. In it Penn and Teller look at several products sold to us in order to receive a “good night’s sleep”. This episode inspired me to do a little research on getting to sleep.

Common Myth:
  • Milk helps because of tryptophan: WRONG
The amino acid called tryptophan can be used as a sleep aid, and the suggested dosage is one to three grams. Since tryptophan is found in milk, some believe that by having a glass of milk before bed can help you sleep. Unfortunately there is only .08 grams of tryptophan per 100 grams of milk. For a full dose you would need to drink 37.5 glasses of milk. Along with your three grams of tryptophan, you just ingested over 100 grams of protein, more than the average adult consumes in a day, and the amount of protein in a single glass of milk can be enough to prolong sleep. The idea of tryptophan making you drowsy has also seen light in the Thanksgiving turkey dinner, and as Penn and Teller point out, “in order to be effective, you have to take tryptophan on an empty stomach. The sleepiness is from carbs, fat, family, and football.” Well said Penn!

Some helpful advice:
  • Create a sleep routine
  • Exercise
  • Don’t eat a heavy meal before bed
  • A light snack that is low in protein and consists mostly carbohydrates can help (popcorn).
  • Make your room dark
  • If you stay awake for 30 minutes, move to another room and do something relaxing for 20
  • Don’t nap. While power naps have been shown to help improve cognitive thought, if you exceed 45 minutes or nap after 3:00 PM, it will become more difficult to fall asleep at your normal time. Instead, doctors recommend making yourself laugh or doing some physical activity (exercise).


My personal favorite remedy:
Irish Dark Chocolate Milk

-8 ounce glass

-5 ounces milk

-1 ounce Hershey’s Special Dark Chocolate Syrup

-2 ounces Bailey’s Irish Cream


Works every time ;)



Cheers, and good night !

Saturday, June 6, 2009

The meaning of life, the Universe, and everything… Or at least GUI

So, you may be wondering, “What’s the point?” Well… I don’t know, honestly. Though the reason for the blog may not be clear at the moment, I’m sure that over time it will become apparent. Even if no rationale is found, then the mere entertainment provided to the readers will be justification enough for me.

The last thing I’d like to mention tonight (or this morning as I’ve now noticed) is where the name for my blog comes from; because I’m sure people are wondering. I came up with the phrase when I was in a GUI programming class, GUI standing for Graphical User Interface and pronounced gooey. Now, looking at the title in its entirety “Life is GUI”, I take it to mean that life is all about what you visually interpret and digest. Plus it has a completely different meaning phonetically (which I think should be spelled foneticly, but that is another topic altogether), being that life is of a sticky, slimy, and dare I say gooey nature. All that being said, I hope that you now see the simplistic complexity of what has become my favorite phrase, and bid you all a good night.

P.S. I claim no originality to the phrase “Life is GUI”. With over 300,000,000 people in the US today, a large portion English speaking (I assume) and a growing number of computer savvy people, I imagine that the probability of someone combining these three words is relatively high. Whether they have been combined in a way to convey the concepts that I have introduced, I am not sure, but it doesn’t matter for I know of no one else who says…

life is GUI!!